Monday, September 24, 2012

pet names

dear future hubster,

i've been thinking... if you ever refer to me in any way, shape, or form as "wifey" i will go for your jugular. and while we're at it, let's stay away from "love of my life". i damn well better be the love of your life if you marry me. darling is endearing. sweetheart and honey are pleasant. baby cakes and lover are funny. pumpkin/cupcake/muffin/sugar lips/other food items are very much not okay.

sincerely,

your future equal better half

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