in other news

i haven't sworn in two and a half weeks.
hazzah!

i'm turning over a new leaf.

in other news, don't i make a fetching viking?

i should have bought the hat to catch me some german men... what was i thinking??

but i am not forlorn. it's perhaps unfortunate i didn't bring home a german lover {or at least a story} but i have german chocolate, which is tastier.

lots of german chocolate.