cyber pda

i truly abhor cyber pda.

you know what i'm talking about-- the facebook statuses that make you go dizzy from rolling your eyes or those special picture captions that trigger your gag reflex.

"leaving my wifey to go to work this morning was the hardest thing i've ever done".

{really? i think you're being a little dramatic sir}

"nothing prepared me for the priviledge of being yours"

{vom.it. eww}

what is this cheesiness crap, i ask?? why do people feel the dire need to share their intimate relationship details with their 734 facebook friends acquaintances? your mom probably doesn't even want to hear those things. please don't make the rest of us suffer. now i'm all about sweet nothings...but on your own time, people! send a text, give 'em a call, heck, kick it old school and leave a note on their windshield. just don't shove your unwanted relationship 411 in my face. please and thank you.


unrelated, i love the "+ 30 second" button on the microwave. i love it. so much so that i will never buy a microwave without it. it's evolved into a deal breaker for me.

also, don't you hate it when you're sitting on an automatic toilet and it flushes while you're still sitting there? awkward. 

the end.