babies galor

there is something that needs to be said:

everyone is having babies.

mormons have a knack for reproducing like bunnies.  in the past month i have read countless fb statuses announcing that one couple after another are expecting a bouncing baby. i just went to their wedding and now there's a baby? i'm so confused... impressed (mrs. fertile myrtle) but baffled.

i'm 23 (and a half) with no babies.
some girls my age have three babies.

i simply can't imagine myself growing a human child until i am at least 26. i mean, i don't even have legitimate boobs-- how can i feed a tiny little infant without the proper equipment? you see my concern here.

i am certain my life will not be complete until i have a chunky, cuddly baby 

who drools on everything.

of that i am positive.

however, that blessed day is not on the horizon.
for now i am content to kiss chubby cheeks and fawn over baby toes. i give props to all those baby-making people for their selflessness and bravery. maybe one day i'll be ready.