Saturday, December 31, 2011

don't you hate it when...

don't you hate it when your ex-bf texts you twice in a week and then you cry?

i bet i know what else you hate-- when you see your ex-bf happy with another girl in a picture (damn you facebook).

don't you hate it when you write a message on facebook to his family and you cry the whole time and forever after?

yeah. i hate that, too.



almost as much as i hate little red trucks and country music.

have i mentioned i'm boycotting matt damon movies (even though 2 of his are my favorites)? and love songs? and all things reminiscent of he-who-must-not-be-named?

because they make me angry. and then sad. and as well all know, an angry becky is a scary becky, and a sad becky is not a fun becky. 


but in all seriousness, i do hate nicholas cage and nickelback, or rather i love to make fun of them. heartless? not in this case. which is why these two gems are priceless:

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