Wednesday, September 29, 2010

voldermort wouldn't even recruit them

there is a couple. a couple in l-o-v-e.
{not to be confused with the green plaid couple}. 

this couple is even worse.
granted, they're in my lds marriage and family class but... still. 

they sit in the middle aisle, boy behind girl, second and third seats from the front. basically, the direct focal point of the classroom.

they are so obviously in love, and it makes me want to gag.
 because he rubs her back. constantly. a neck rub here, a shoulder rub there. sometimes he rubs her down with 2 hands. other times he scratches the square between the silhouette of her bra straps or takes his pencil to do the task.

ewww.
and she's just as bad. 

she lovingly grabs his shoe, or puts her hand up by her shoulder so they can clasp hands awkwardly while in class.

it's only 50 minutes people! 
i do believe your hormones can calm down for that small window of time. 

when the professor says, "men, sometimes you just need to hold her"
she turns around with googly eyes and a sly smile to whisper, "you're good at holding me"
and he protests.
and she protests back.
and then they're just smiling.
and you want to vomit.

it is terribly distracting.

fortunately, i have the class with my married friend ajo. and so, we laugh about their ridiculous unnatural displays of pda and write comments about how gross they are, along with sketches of voldermort.

because, that is quite fitting.

1 comment:

ajo said...

seriously, that couple is disgusting. something must be done. next class period, i think we should devise a plan of attack. possibly steal their seats? awkwardly sit in between them? the possibilities are endless, but what leads to the most desirable outcome? also, "back rubs in the front row lead to front rubs in the back row..." (yes, i did change the saying a bit to match the specific circumstance.)