once upon a time, there was a girl names nigel.
she turned 21 and all the land celebrated a
great & glorious life.
{red robin}
the jesters entertained the throngs of people with telephone on crack {note: no actual crack was involved} and mafia by candlelight.
a luxurious chocolate-strawberry cake filled them with happiness.
the remnants of frosting magically transformed into a wilson-esque happy face!
it is a well-known fact throughout the land that nigel's lady in waiting {myself} wistfully lusts after black-man lips.
so, upon deciding the frosting face resembled a beautiful black man, {denzel, if you will} nigel's lady in waiting kissed him.
* * * * * POOF * * * * *
the frosting face turned into a white boy.
the end
-enjoy the accompanying illustration-
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