after noodles & co and some yumminess from the cocoa bean, ali and i killed some time looking at dearblankpleaseblank.com
here are a few favorites:
Dear Inventor of Spooning,
What am I supposed to do with the bottom arm?!
Sincerely, The Big Spoon.
Dear Waldo,
Well played.
Sincerely, Ninjas.
Dear sexually active people,
Roses are red, violets are blue. STDs are contagious, so be careful who you screw.
Sincerely, sex ed teachers everywhere.
Dear Harry,
It's a good thing we're not related; your name would be Harry Longbottom.
Sincerely, Neville.
Dear People of the World,
We may be the snack that smiles back, but on the inside we're screaming.
Sincerely, Goldfish.
Dear substitute teacher,
That is my real name.
Sincerely, Mike Rotch.
Dear people who clap at the end of movies,
They can't hear you.
Sincerely, everyone else in the theater.
hope you had as good of a laugh as i did.
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